eating machine wanted dead or alive

[the chef]

i would like to appeal for the help of you great footballers
i have know owned 6 restaurants and 4 berger vans and even had a go with a chip shop. they all had one thing in common they were eat as much as you like for £5 sadly they all had to be closed due to some Right gannet who could not help his enough he would come in at opening time and would not leave until closing time I'm sure he was a professional eater. so if anyone could identify this human garbage scoffing animal please let me know as i would like him donated to human science.all i know is that he wears the number 5 for some team as he always had it on???

[master6]

i did see some one in the chippy the other day he was taking his time he had a big order he plays for hearts i think. he had a captains arm band on. his hand had gone blue as it was a bit tight he must work out a lot at the gym or he eat to much .

[micki]

micki williams i captain hearts of oak and win trophies every year being a fat man.......... if anyone needs any traning call me, favourite takeaway golden palace 01502 531808....... they love me...... people refer me as jan molby as i control games not bad for a fat man, im sorry about your businesses

[master6]

Mikel Williams your totally right you win trophy's every year
you need to eat more as you are doing a great job in there keep it up mister play maker/goalscorer

[mickiheartsno5]

just had a lovely chinese straight after a 4...1 win over lowe , yes you guessed it another goal god i love fast food

[eagle4]

fast food- is that why you failed to turn out second half on sunday micki?? poor way to lose a semi-final and next time zak tries a stunt like that i hope he suffers from dehydration